THE PERFECT MEN'S GIFT!

MyPenIsStuck
pronounced
​My_Pen_Is_Stuck

YOUR MIND MAY WANDER
​BUT YOUR PEN WON'T
Let's make sure we are talking about 
the same thing here. 

​​It's a pen.....

.....with a light

​and some sticky notes.....

.....​on a badge reel.
​

That is packaged 
in such a 
way to 
make 
ANY 
MAN 
wonder, 
"What in the hell were you thinking?" 
​While everyone else 
dies laughing! ​
​
​I present to you.....

BUY IT NOW

• It's an adult gag gift with a practical use as well.  Not just some empty can or bottle with a cute label.
• Placed right this could be considered well hung.  It can be proudly displayed almost anywhere, but always remember to practice safe sticks.
• With the badge reel you can always pull on it and it will get longer.
• It makes a great conversation starter too. "Guess where I got MyPenIsStuck?"....last night? ......last week?  ......last year?
• Or interject it into the conversation. "Now that I have gotten organized, I have MyPenIsStuck in it's own special place."
• Make it the center of attention at your next office party or gift exchange.
• ​It can be the next Where's Waldo adult party game. "Where's MyPenIsStuck"

Features and Benefits...........and who doesn't want a pen with benefits!

• HANGS FREE - The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the moment. (Physics 101)
• CONVENIENTLY ACCESSIBLE - His tool will be right where it's NEEDED.
• YOUR MIND MAY WANDER......but he will always know right where HIS PEN IS.
• COMFORTABLE GRIP - Fits well in his hand or yours. Grab it TODAY!
• FINE POINT - Makes every pen stroke enjoyable.
• I could go on but....​

                  LASTLY, if you are searching for
                      something special for that
                                 man in your life,
                        please consider the fact
           that when asked what they would prefer,
                                 most men reply,

                              "MyPenIsStuck".

                 CONGRATULATIONS!!!
​                      Your search is over.

BUY IT NOW - YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

"All joking aside, I bought one for
my husband and he uses it all
the time ​when working
in his shop." 
Mrs. Pennington

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